PLAY TIME!!!!!!!! (in the eyes of dobber)

So I'm just sitting there in his lap doing nothing while hes watching that thing that lights up and yells at him (what he sees in that loud thing I'll never know). But more back to the subject at hand, I'm laying there doing nothing but enjoying getting my head scratched, when out of no where this little yellow girl comes running up with MY ball in her mouth GRRRRRR... Now I am not a mean or jealous dog, I have no problem sharing something when I don't want it. And of course I didn't want it until she picked it up, I mean after all it IS MINE, so I have every right to take it! WOOF! So I immediately proceed to ask her for my ball back (in the nicest possible way) because after all I AM an angel O;). She either didn't understand me or she just ignored me, but either way she didn't give me MY ball back! GRRRR! Instead she decided to take it to him, well he took my ball and threw it for her! How dare him! he knows thats my ball and he just threw it for her! So I went over to her and tried to take my ball back, she didn't give it back to me! I grabbed my ball with my mouth and tried to pull the ball out of her mouth and instead of her letting go she tried to pull it back from me! Now normally I have no problems with this lady, but when she tried to take my ball and not give it back then its game on. We are just fine wrestling on the bed for the ball when he comes up and grabs it and throws it again. GRRRRR! She goes and gets it and we start wrestling for it again, and then she reaches up and bites me on the nose! Now thats just uncalled for, so I bend down and bite her back. And suddenly its a miracle! she gives me my ball back and we both lay down by him (and that annoying bright box), and we did absolutely nothing the rest of the night. ARRROOOO!